Have you ever noticed how people walk? Just sit down in a mall sometime and watch the crowd walk around you. It's really quite entertaining. I thoroughly enjoy this past time. I walked into an office building the other day behind a fairly attractive lady. Pretty face, well kept person, and yet she walked like a duck, feet splayed out at almost a 45 degree angle. Some people walk like camels, bobbing up and down as they walk. Others walk as though they are carrying a brim-full glass of water, barely moving and yet getting where they need to go at a brisk pace. Others slouch while they walk and still others are so straight they make the military look like slouches. You oughta try this sometime. Go to a mall and sit on one of those "old-man" benches. Sit back and watch - then, be prepared to be amused. No, you probably won't laugh outloud, but you will most certainly snicker a little. Then, remember two things: first, I told you so; second, aren't we all just a little weird?
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